does anyone know any good jokes?

Does anyone know any good jokes?

This one cracks me up:

A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As he began to cry, his wife punched him and said: Why are you crying, you never liked my mother anyway. I know he replied, I thought I saw her move!

ok, this guy walks into a bar to have a drink. As he's sitting he notices a sad looking donkey in the corner with a pot of gold under him. He asks the bartender what the pot of gold was for. The bartender say's that pot of gold is for anyone who can make the donkey laugh. guy say's ok, takes the donkey out side comes back in and the donkey's laughing, he takes the pot of gold and leaves. Next day he enters the same bar, and theres another pot of gold under the same donkey. Guy asks, whats that pot of gold for, bartender say's, that pot of gold is for anyone who can make the donkey cry, guy takes the donkey out side, comes back in and the donkey's crying. Bartender had to ask, how did you do that. The guy say's, well first I told the donkey I had a bigger d*ck then him, the second time I slapt him in the face with it.

I don't know, its funnier when its told to ya. hey everyone, rate this for me.

knock knock

who is their

madame

madame who?

ma damn foots in the door

Do you like blonde jokes

what did the wasabii say to the b?

wa sap b!

bahaha

Okay but some are rude...and probebly racist/sexist...

-What is orange and red and looks good on hippies?
Fire...

- What did the pen*s say to the condom?
Cover me in going in!

- What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A megasaurass.

- When is a pixie not a pixie?
When he's got his head up a fairys skirt then hes a goblin.

-What is the difference between kinky and erotic?
Erotic - using a feather.
Kinky- using the whole chicken?

- Micheal jackson and his wife were in the waiting room because they just had a baby boy, the doctor comes out and micheal asks 'Doctor, how long until we can start having sex?', the doctor replies 'Id at least waite until hes 14'.