Jokes??

So does anyone kow any pretty good jokes???

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator, My friend is dead! What can I do? The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead. There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: OK, now what?

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he said, You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?
What dear? She asked gently.
I think you bring me bad luck.

A group of co-workers went to a party for great success on the new year. Their boss points to his pool and its filled with vicious alligators. He says whoever swims in that pool and makes it out will get whatever they want from me! what ever, my house, my car. Anything! All of the co-workers laugh and soon go back to what they are doing. All of a sudden they hear a splash. As they look at the pool, they see one of their co-workers in the pool of alligators swimming for his life dodging each and everyone of the vicious alligators. The boss claps and shouts oh my god that was so courageous! Is there anything you want? The man replies gasping all I want is to know who the hell pushed me in the pool !!??

An Indian brave ask his chief why you give all braves strange names and where do they come from the chief answers with when I see eagle in sky I name brave eagle in sky and when I see deer in woods I say deer in woods:Why you ask two dog having sex. I cant use slang words you take from there.

what do you call cheese that isn't your's? ... nacho cheese!!! ( laughs ) lol .. I tried ha

hahaha..u guys are awesome!!!