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Wine bar and dog joke

Asked by alicenmonty about 1 year ago, 2 answers.

A man walks into a wine bar with his dog.
Er, excuse me Says the barman. No dogs allowed!
It's ok! The man responds. This is a super intelligent talking dog!
Oh yeah? sneers the barman. Prove it!
What grows on trees? The man asks the...

animal.
Bark, Bark! Replies the animal.
What do you find on top of a house? He asks the dog.
Roof, Roof! Replies the dog.
Whats the opposite of smooth?
Rough, Rough!
The barman realises he's being made a fool of and throws the man and dog out.
Well, I'm terribly sorry, Gavin. Says the dog. Just out of interest, which one did I get wrong?

My favorite new movie Answered by teendollie12 on Jul 31, 2008, 09:05AM
166 answers

lol

This sucks... Answered by popcornkernel on Aug 03, 2008, 01:56PM
110 answers

that was funny! (p.s I have a feeling teendollie12 wasn't REALLY laughing out loud)

keep the jokes coming :D
-Jess

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