If you're bored, do these would you rathers

Would You rather
Be someone really short whose last name is Short
Be someone overweight whose last name is Skinny?

Would You rather
have to hang onto the top of a car going 100 mph for ten minutes
try to stay on the top of a hot air balloon in the sky for ten minutes?

Would you rather
slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a vat of alcohol, or
suck all the snot out of a dog's nose until its head caves in?

Would you rather
be mechanically induced to scream at the top of your lungs for an hour, or
have your eyes glued shut for a day?

Would you rather
be forced to preface everything you say with the phrase "Tuck it in" under threat of being slapped, or
have a magnetic head?

Would you rather
be born with a refrigerator on your back, or
have an elephant as a close, personal friend?

Would you rather
have 15 nails hammered into your tongue, or
have your saliva permanently transmuted to urine?

Would you rather
have needles for leg hair, or
have flares shoot out of your nose every time you say the word "the" (ouch).

Would you rather
have eyes that always smile, or
or a voice that makes people calm?

Would you rather
be able to fly, or
have the ability to read people's minds?

Would you rather
lose your keys three days in a row, or
have your dog eat your birthday cake?

Would you rather
have the power of invisibility, or
be able to produce sparks from your fingertips?

Would you rather
be able to fortell the future, or
have all the money you will every need?

Would you rather
be able to stop time while you slept, or
never need to do laundry?

Would you rather
be able to bring about a lasting world peace, or
eliminate all hunger and disease?

Would you rather
be debt free, or
eleven years ahead of schedule?

Would you rather
have spaghetti sauce you can sink your teeth into, or
teeth that sink in spaghetti sauce?

Would you rather
have a foot long eyelash you can never pluck, or
an earlobe the size of a basketball?

Would you rather
hit every red light for the rest of your life, or
always be wrong?

Would you rather
catch a cold after freezing your face in bowl of liquid nitrogen, or
be unable to sit?

Would you rather
Meet the Beatles, or
eat beetle meat?

Would you rather
Bring home the bacon, or
be water soluble?

Would you rather
Be a webmaster, or
know only 7 words?

id choose all the firt answers except on the elaphant refrigerator one

1. haha short.

2. car.

3. razorblade with alcohal I guess.

4. screaming.

5. haha. replace everything with Tuck it in.

6. elephant for sure(:

7. saliva to urine.

8. needles for leg hair?

9. a voice that makes people calm I guess.

10. read people's minds for sure!

11. Have A dog eat my birthday cake.

12. invisibility.

13. all the money I will ever need.

14. never have to do laundry!!

15. eliminate all hunger and disease.

16. debt free.

17. uhm. the first one??

18. an earlobe the size of a basketball because I can fix that! (:

19. hit every red light.

20. depends on if the freezing thing hurt real bad?

21. meet The Beatles!

22. bring home bacon?

23. webmaster(:

haha. that was entertaining.

1. short
2.car :]
3.razor blade! hahahah
4.glued eyes!
missed one. magnetic head
5.would the fridge have food in it? hahah no I guess the elephant :]
6.nails into my tongue!
7.needles for hair...as log as I cud shave! :]
8.hmmm...voice that makes people calm :]
9.read peoples minds :]
10.lose my keys...I love cake! haha
11.invisibility!!!
12.$
13.never need to do laundry! haha I hate laundry
14.hunger and disease- 2 for 1 haha
15.debt free
16.tetth that sink in spagetti sauce lol
17.food long eyelash. thats a lot of mascara! lol
18.always be wrong...wait no redlight! I wud hate to like mes up with surgery or somehting lol
19.cold after nitrogen lol
20.hahah um...meet the beatles. aha
21.yum bacon definitly :] haha
22.webmaster. hahahah
that was really fun :] kudos to you.

1. overweight w. last name skinny- I cud always lose the weight, but wud b short forever.
2. the car- the hot air baloon wud b hot on top and I wud burn. if I fell, I would most certainly die.
3. razor blaze- no comment(EEW!)
4. eyes glued shut- I wouldn't really mind, if I did, I wud stay home. no one eud want 2 b around me w. the screaming, they wud go deaf(me 2). I wouldn't be able 2 talk 4 a couple of days either.
5. the elephant- I wouldn't care, elephant are cool. the fridge wud like giv me a permanent hunchback, lol. or crush me!
6. nails to my tounge- after the first 2 or 3, I wouldnt feel a thing and I wud rush 2 the hospital 2 have them removed. if my saliva turned to urine, no guy wud want to kiss me and I'd have bad breath forever. whenever I talked, people wud b liek "eww!, what's that smell!"
7. needles 4 leg hair- I barely have any anyway, lol, ha! even if I did, I cud like shave or wax or somethin
8. a voice that makes people calm- I wud use my powers for good, lol, to stop fights and control people, lol.
9. read minds- then I wud know what my crushes thought about (and what they thought about me) once again, I wud use my powers for good, lol
10. dog eat the cake- I dont have a dog! lol, I win on this one
11. invisibility-follow people and spy and maybe follow my crush home and see what he does, lol,<--- I wud use them for good
12. the money- I wouldn't want 2 c into the future, it wud ruin my life, nothing wud be special anymore and I wud be counting down the days until something bad happened, like the death of sme1 I cared 4 (or mine)
13. never have 2 do laundry- I have 2 do the laundry every week, well someone tell my little brother to stop wetting the bed?!
14. hunger and disease- no more aids amd cancer and starving people
15. debt free- I wud be bored being that ahead, my schedule isn't that busy yet anyway, lol
16. teeth that sink into spaghetti sauce- lol, I have that already...I think
17. eyelash- if I cant pluck it, I'll snip it, lol
18. hit every red light- that sucks, but I like being smart, wouldn't want to giv that up
19. the nitrogen- it wud be over soon and I wud get better, but with the unable to sit one, I'd look like a retard, or I could kneel, yup, that wud work, lol.
20. meet the beatles- I;d bring my friend, she loves them!
21.bring home the bacon-it's all about the benjamins, lol and I want to be able 2 swim...and bathe, lol
22. webmaster- what does tha t mean? it sounds cool, lol

this was pretty fun, thanx=D

Be someone really short whose last name is Short

try to stay on the top of a hot air balloon in the sky for ten minutes?

slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a vat of alcohol, or

have your eyes glued shut for a day?

have a magnetic head?

have an elephant as a close, personal friend?

have 15 nails hammered into your tongue, or

have flares shoot out of your nose every time you say the word 'the' (ouch).

or a voice that makes people calm?

have the ability to read people's minds?

loose your keys three days in row

have the power of invisibility, or

have all the money you will every need?

never need to do laundry?

eliminate all hunger and disease?

eleven years ahead of schedule?

have spaghetti sauce you can sink your teeth into, or

have a foot long eyelash you can never pluck, or

hit every red light for the rest of your life, or

catch a cold after freezing your face in bowl of liquid nitrogen, or

Meet the Beatles, or

Bring home the bacon, or

Be a webmaster, or

THAT WAS FUN!! THANKS!!

Emily

Short

Air balloon!

Razor blade

eyes glued shut

Tuck it in.

Elephant!

Urine

flares!

Voice that makes people calm.

Read people's minds.

Keys

Invisibility

All the money

Stop time while I sleep.

All hunger and diesease.

Debt free.

What?

Foot long eyelash.

Hit every red light.

catch a cold.

Meet the beetles!

What? Bacon?

webmaster?

Would You rather
Be someone really short whose last name is Short
Be someone overweight whose last name is Skinny? short

Would You rather
have to hang onto the top of a car going 100 mph for ten minutes
try to stay on the top of a hot air balloon in the sky for ten minutes? Car

Would you rather
slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a vat of alcohol, or
suck all the snot out of a dog's nose until its head caves in? dog snot

Would you rather
be mechanically induced to scream at the top of your lungs for an hour, or
have your eyes glued shut for a day? scream...I do that anyways

Would you rather
be forced to preface everything you say with the phrase "Tuck it in" under threat of being slapped, or
have a magnetic head? tuck it in

Would you rather
be born with a refrigerator on your back, or
have an elephant as a close, personal friend? elephant

Would you rather
have 15 nails hammered into your tongue, or
have your saliva permanently transmuted to urine?nails

Would you rather
have needles for leg hair, or
have flares shoot out of your nose every time you say the word "the" (ouch). needles...thats what shavings for

Would you rather
have eyes that always smile, or
or a voice that makes people calm? voice that makes people calm

Would you rather
be able to fly, or
have the ability to read people's minds?fly

Would you rather
lose your keys three days in a row, or
have your dog eat your birthday cake? keys cause I loose them all the time already

Would you rather
have the power of invisibility, or
be able to produce sparks from your fingertips? invisibilty

Would you rather
be able to fortell the future, or
have all the money you will every need? MONEY

Would you rather
be able to stop time while you slept, or
never need to do laundry? never need to do laundry

Would you rather
be able to bring about a lasting world peace, or
eliminate all hunger and disease? hunger and disease...I friggin hate hypoglycemia

Would you rather
be debt free, or
eleven years ahead of schedule? debt free...even though I dont have any debts right now, I will someday

Would you rather
have spaghetti sauce you can sink your teeth into, or
teeth that sink in spaghetti sauce? teeth that sink into spaghetti sauce

Would you rather
have a foot long eyelash you can never pluck, or
an earlobe the size of a basketball? earlobe

Would you rather
hit every red light for the rest of your life, or
always be wrong? I don't know

Would you rather
catch a cold after freezing your face in bowl of liquid nitrogen, or
be unable to sit? catch a cold

Would you rather
Meet the Beatles, or
eat beetle meat? meet the beatles

Would you rather
Bring home the bacon, or
be water soluble? water soluble...im a vegitarian

Would you rather
Be a webmaster, or
know only 7 words? be a webmaster cause if I onlt knew 7 words I wouldn't be able to answer this question

Would You rather
Be someone really short whose last name is Short
Be someone overweight whose last name is Skinny? short

Would You rather
have to hang onto the top of a car going 100 mph for ten minutes
try to stay on the top of a hot air balloon in the sky for ten minutes? Car

Would you rather
slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a vat of alcohol, or
suck all the snot out of a dog's nose until its head caves in? dog snot

Would you rather
be mechanically induced to scream at the top of your lungs for an hour, or
have your eyes glued shut for a day? scream...I do that anyways

Would you rather
be forced to preface everything you say with the phrase "Tuck it in" under threat of being slapped, or
have a magnetic head? tuck it in

Would you rather
be born with a refrigerator on your back, or
have an elephant as a close, personal friend? elephant

Would you rather
have 15 nails hammered into your tongue, or
have your saliva permanently transmuted to urine?nails

Would you rather
have needles for leg hair, or
have flares shoot out of your nose every time you say the word "the" (ouch). needles...thats what shavings for

Would you rather
have eyes that always smile, or
or a voice that makes people calm? voice that makes people calm

Would you rather
be able to fly, or
have the ability to read people's minds?fly

Would you rather
lose your keys three days in a row, or
have your dog eat your birthday cake? keys

Would you rather
have the power of invisibility, or
be able to produce sparks from your fingertips? invisibilty

Would you rather
be able to fortell the future, or
have all the money you will every need? MONEY

Would you rather
be able to stop time while you slept, or
never need to do laundry? never need to do laundry

Would you rather
be able to bring about a lasting world peace, or
eliminate all hunger and disease? hunger and disease...I friggin hate hypoglycemia

Would you rather
be debt free, or
eleven years ahead of schedule? debt free...even though I dont have any debts right now, I will someday

Would you rather
have spaghetti sauce you can sink your teeth into, or
teeth that sink in spaghetti sauce? teeth that sink into spaghetti sauce

Would you rather
have a foot long eyelash you can never pluck, or
an earlobe the size of a basketball? earlobe

Would you rather
hit every red light for the rest of your life, or
always be wrong? I don't know

Would you rather
catch a cold after freezing your face in bowl of liquid nitrogen, or
be unable to sit? catch a cold

Would you rather
Meet the Beatles, or
eat beetle meat? meet the beatles

Would you rather
Bring home the bacon, or
be water soluble? water soluble...im a vegitarian

Would you rather
Be a webmaster, or
know only 7 words? be a webmaster cause if I onlt knew 7 words I wouldn't be able to answer this question