If you were stranded on an island?

Ok heres the deal yo
your stranded on an island death is not an option in 2 of the 3 sets. what items would you choose, why did you make the choice, and how would you use the items

Set 1
-Rossie O Donnel (in a thong)
-Extra Large tub of mayo
-Survival kit (for wounds)
-Unlimited food (providing you satisfy Rosie, shes the gate keeper)

Set 2
-two fat morbidly obese babes
-large couch
-Unlimited peanut butter

Set 3 (Death is very possible)
-Me, You, and a 12gauge shotgun (one round) you get to hold the shotgun!
-and a bunch of sexy lady robots
-one condom
-a banana
-Handcuffs and lube

Set 1
- John Cena
- eatable underwear
- chocolate
- a pink condom (or 10)

Set 2
- Ronald McDonald (and everlasting McDonalds to eat/drink)
- A comfy bed
- A working cell phone

Set 3 (Death is very possible)
- A toy gun
- a nude picture of George Bush
- dog the bounty hunter and his hot son

(None of the above needs any explaining lol!)

lol omfg yall are hilarious

If number 3 had unlimited food most likly that one...im not sure if id want to satisfy rosie o'donell even though she does swing that way...I would never be that hungry...or would I? funny options though...Logical answer would be the first , but maybe death is better than that.

hmmm uhhh set 2 seems cool lol

set 3 lol

Set 3 (Death is very possible)
-Me, You, and a 12gauge shotgun (one round) you get to hold the shotgun!
-and a bunch of sexy lady robots
-one condom
-a banana
-Handcuffs and lube

'Tis seems the safest.'

EEEWWW. I'd go with option 3. It sounds safest.