I want to meet familywatchdog.com

This 'familywatchdog' character sounds like he is muscling in on my territory. I watch the family. Capiche? My parents are two-timing me! I found this link to this other dog in their computer and I need to beat the crap out of this jezzebel! My family! You Stay!

Heh, if you are the family watchdog, chances are your family still thinks you are number one dog in the house! Is this other dog cute or something? What's she got over you? Find out and out-cute her or whatever it takes to get your family's attention. If that fails, pee on their computer. Because I think you are talking about a program!