How to talk dirty?

Hey y'all!
I'm 17 and there is this boy that I really like, and we tlk a lot online and in collge too, we were tlking dirty one day, well he was and I was trying to. He actually made me horny, and made me fall for himmore, he doesnt know this, but...

stiill. I however, didnt turn him on at all with my attemped dirty tlk... I want to turn him on withwords, so that he would wonder what it would be like if we wernt using words if you get what I mean. lol... does anyone have any good lines, stories, anythinggg???
anythinggg at alll???
pleaseee
??
xxx

Try Bad libs:
http://love.ivillage.com/lnssex/sextaboos/0,,9j7q,00.html

Bad Lib #1

Theme: A Letter to Your Lover

Here's a great way to introduce your new vocabulary to your lover (and warm up your engine at the same time). Just imagine how thrilled he'll be to find this letter waiting for him on his pillow!

Darling I've been thinking about you all day and about how much I love your (noun). I can't get it out of my head. I love the way it feels in my (noun). Just thinking about it there makes my (noun) (adjective). I wish you were here right now so that I could run my (noun) up and down your (noun). No one's (noun) has ever affected me the way yours does. The way you (verb) me with it makes me want to scream with delight. My (noun) is (verb)-ing just imagining you (verb)-ing me. Come and get me, Darling. My (noun) is your (noun).

How's that for some big-time fun? Ready for another one? Try this one on for size.

Bad Lib #2: The Bad Girl's Dinner
Plus, Bad Lib #3: The Bad Girl in Bed

To print these Bad Libs out, just click on the printer friendly icon to your right!

Bad Lib #2

Theme: The Bad Dinner

This is definitely not a Bad-Lib for your first date! But you'll know when the time is right to use it ...

I love to eat (noun) because it's such a sensual food. The way it feels on my tongue reminds me of (verb)-ing you because it's so soft and smooth. I know they say that oysters are an aphrodisiac, but for me, (noun) really puts me in the mood. The combination of the texture, the smell and the taste excite my senses to such a degree that I get completely turned on. So much so that right now, as I sit here, I wish I could come over there, sit on your lap, and slip my (noun) down your (noun). I'd like to take this olive oil and drizzle it on your (noun) and then use my hand to (verb) you until you're close to (verb)-ing. Then I'd take the whipped cream from my cappuccino, smear it on my (noun), and hide you under the table while you (verb) it off me. And when neither of is could stand it any more, I'd let you take me right here on this banquette, and slide your olive-oiled (noun) into my (adjective), (adjective), (noun), until we both (verb) like we've never (verb-ed) before.

If you even get through half of that Bad-Lib before he's yelling for the check, I'll be amazed! Unless he's too mesmerized to move, of course. As with all of these verbal exercises, the key to using them successfully is making them your own, and using words and phrases that feel right for you. Remember, you're not imitating anyone or anything; be genuine as you can be. And obviously, don't say it if you don't mean it! If you don't intend to have sexual relations with someone, don't Bad-Lib them! That could only lead to much confusion, or worse. Although Bad-Libs are extremely playful, it isn't a game that you are playing, it's the real deal. Bad -Libs should only be used when you intend to carry through with what you are proposing.

Enjoy!
xox
Sika

ask him what would you do questions.. eg.. What would you do if I walked in on you naked,, what would you do if I walked in when you was in bed or what what would you do if you woke up in bed with me next to you ?? it works trust me