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How to make a fake penis and vagina?

Asked by michealpemberton 9 months ago, 12 answers.

Last night I was asking about if it would feel good to have a vacuum cleaner simulate a blowjob. It was a bad idea. I tried it and the fan from the motor cut my penis. I spent all night and morning in the ER getting stiches. Te wort part is that me Dad...

is a minister and he says that I am going straight to hell for fantasizing.

Answered by mandyloo on Feb 15, 2009, 09:37PM
7496 answers

If you are looking for better way to masterbate:

-The Numby - just sit on your hand until it goes numb - then masterbate with it - it should feel like someone else is doing it.
-Use lotion or lube - you can also try tingling and warming lube for different sensatons.
-Banana Peel - put some lube in it - and hump away.
-Ziplock bag, put some lube in it - then put it in between 2 mattresses, hump away.
-Melon - cut a hole big enough for your penis, heat the melon up, hump away.

Answered by michealpemberton on Feb 15, 2009, 09:38PM
17 answers

I have tried warm meat also

Answered by qcumbr1 on Feb 15, 2009, 11:24PM
639 answers

The fan from the motor cut your penis ??? Sounds like a load of BS to me.

Answered by foreverhis on Feb 16, 2009, 12:59AM
318 answers

go get a disposable visa card and save up $120.00 and get a clone a willie and a flesh light.

Answered by natie on Feb 16, 2009, 01:09AM
893 answers

LOL get a girlfriend??

Answered by shirlz1994 on Feb 16, 2009, 03:40AM
122 answers

y wud you want to do that?lol just watch porn of summin lol

Answered by woahhh on Feb 16, 2009, 07:12AM
821 answers

Natie that was very insensitive. What if he's waiting for marriage and doesn't want to get a young girl pregnant?

Answered by michealpemberton on Feb 16, 2009, 08:00AM
17 answers

Actually what happend is very true.

Answered by andy1hero on Mar 02, 2009, 07:24AM
3 answers

sad mother fuc*er get a girlfriend and leave the poor vacuum cleaner alone.

people like you will never get laid.

Answered by sexysommer on Mar 02, 2009, 07:58AM
19 answers

Damn
Sounds like your really Lonley
Go Get your Self A Damn Girlfriend

Answered by pinkandgreen123 on Mar 07, 2009, 04:21AM
208 answers

ohh stop being mean,,,

Answered by john007 on Jun 29, 2009, 04:39PM
34 answers

HEY hEY!! Guys , girls, CONTROL IT.
there are people in other parts of the world including me who dont get the opportunity to have a girl friend or have sex unless they get marrid. that means taking up responsibilies.If he is ready to support a family well and good other wise he has to wait untill he can.There are religious barriors and the country laws. these types of people really need a fake stuff to keep them selves running other wise if a male does not have sex or masterbates for a long time, they can get get pulvic cancer. I believe you know that.

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