How long will I have to wait to be an advisor?

Dear Fun Advice advisors,how long will I have to wait til I get access to be an advisor just like you?

There's no specific time limit... It just depends on how much advice you give and whether or not that advice is constructive, and the grammar and spelling are decent...
Then editor or thedude decide whether to promote you.

Well if you are going to try putting a public attack on another member again as a question proberbly a very long time.

HI there!

Since you asked, here's a run down of the issues:
1) you don't seem to READ my fun mail to you
2) you just started using our site ~9 days ago & haven't demonstrated an undestanding of how it works
3) The public attack on another member nearly got you kicked off - that's not the kind of attitude that we allow, and if you'd read the Terms of Use when you signed up, you'd know that...and, everybody agrees to the Terms of Use when they sign up, it's part of the process.

So...it'll be a long while, if ever, to be honest.