How do you have sex?

How do you have sex?

If you are a man:

1. Remove all your cloths except for your socks and ninja mask
2. Tuck your penis between your legs, as you dont want it giving away your position
3. Make sure you grab protection, ear plugs and a pocket knife work great.
4. Confirm that all the lights are off in the premisis, and that your penis is safely tucked between your legs
5. Proceed into your parents bedroom, making your presence unknown
6. Now is the time you want to use protection, stick the ear plugs on your dad. Be VERY carefull, if he wakes up you will have to use the knife.
7. Presuming your dad is now deaf or dead, remove whatever your mom is wearing, being carefull not to wake her
8. Remove your member from between your legs
9. Climb on top of your mom, making sure that you are laying BETWEEN her legs
10. now just start making seizuring motions, and your all set

If your a woman:

1. Buy a set of earplugs and sleep aids.
2. Utilize both the earplugs and medication
3. Pass out
4. If you wake up to a guy seizuring on top of you, make a quick moan and go back to sleep
5. If the guy was your son, refrain from alowing him to buy knifes and earplugs

if you have to ask u should'nt be considering it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if you have to ask how to have sex then you shouldnt and arent ready to have sex and lmfao blazackeths response was really funny

they are stupid your curious.. go to http://www.sexinfo101.com and it will give you an idea.

There are many different kinds of sex: Oral, Anal, and just the original.
Anal: The man must stick his penis between the girl's butt cheeks.
Oral: For the man, the girl sucks the man's dick and move back and forth. For the woman, the man sucks and licks and blows on the girl's clitoris (or the peice of vagina that sticks out the most).
Original: The man sticks his penis into the girl's vagina and moves back and forth.

Schools don't teach it but there are 100000000000000000 things besides sex that you don't know you enjoy doing. The joy from some of these things, LAST LONGER THAN THE JOY OF SEX.