How do we make her go away?

I have a little group with lots of in-jokes. We do some stuff that other people wouldn't (such as lay down the whole lunch, occasionally, and lay our heads down in other peoples' laps and stuff.) Also we have lots of things that we often say that may...

sound weird, but it's who we are.

There's this girl who used to hang out with me and iamcool (note: we didn't really hang out with her, she hung out with us). She got a boyfriend (somehow) and went and hung out with him for a while, totally ignoring us for a long period of time. No, she wasn't deeply infatuated with him or anything, she just found a new group of friends.

Then he dumped her for a new girl. She got a new boyfriend. she still has this one, but she randomly came back to us and now she laughs at us and annoys us to no end! She makes fun of our in jokes and thinks we are weird. She makes fun of my friend brittany's religion, kate's shoes, eliza's personality and just about everything to do with our group. She also has a voice like a man's, doesn't wear a bra (when she really needs to, as we've told her thousands of times), never washes her hair and is just overall ugly (looks and personality).

We want her to go away and hang out with her old group of friends. We don't think we can just tell her to go away. We've tried every thing we can think of... more than subtle hints, ignoring her, excluding her... She never gets the point. It may sound mean, but we just really don't enjoy her company.

How do we get rid of her??? (If you read this far)

Tell her straight out that she always has a comment about everything and yous don't appreciate it so she cud go hang sumwhere else.

Exactly. Just tell her to mind her own bussiness and that you don't want her hanging around you any more otherswise she will just get more and more annoying.

We would, but none of us feel comfortable with doing that.

Someone is going to have to get over it. Other wise you're stuck with her. Draw straws or do a round of rock paper sisscores

Told you we should do paper scissors rock.

Not helpful.
I know, I'm only saying that because im afraid of doing it myself...
Eliza said she'd do it!

Yeah, but liza can't do it untill after!

after wha?