How do i cheat on tests?

This sounds shallow but i need to or ill get kicked out of my school. what are good tricks?

Think of it this way: attempt to cheat, and you get caught, you get booted for certain, and you're embarrassed in front of your parents friends.

Study hard, now, and you have a chance. If you do get booted for bad grades, you can always appeal to a higher power (principal, school board, etc)...but, if you cheat, there won't be those options available.

Try studying...

Consult your brain.

You must have been failing so badly if you'll actually get kicked out of your school for failing a test. You should have gotten help sooner, you should have studied more and partied less often. It's too late now. Maybe you deserve to be kicked out.

Otherwise, start studying NOW.

see, I cant study very well. I do and I still fail. thats why this is my only option. you dont know me so why dont you just answer my question and not give me advice or dont answer at all.

well, you can either study and have a good chance of passing, or cheat, be caught, and tossed out like a dirty rag, personally I would rather study, if you believe you arent skilled in studying bring someone else to help you, no social parties, just studying for a while.

u can write on ur watch
or u can hide papers under ur skirt but u can alwayas use ur cell but u have 2 b carefull with that
good luck

u can write on ur watch
or u can hide papers under ur skirt but u can alwayas use ur cell but u have 2 b carefull with that
good luck

The trick is to study and keep trying...you're absorbing more knowledge than you realize. If you're still having trouble, go to your teacher, be honest, and say I don't understand this! Could you please help me or suggest someone else who can?

Don't cheat! If you get caught, you'll be in a world of trouble and is it really worth it? It's NOT your only option!!

Good luck!

yeah it sounds shallow...
How could you wanna cheat when some people try so hard?
Maybe stop going out so often and stop binge drinking...

Don't 'spin' it - is it shallow or wrong ? - how proud of yourself will you be afterwards ? - how much will it show up down the road, you don't know the information ?

cheating=dumb

There is a reason everyone is telling you not to cheat.. its their advice. Cheating is just an easy way out. If you learn to cheat now, then you will eventually have to live your schooling life like that and you will eventually get caught. So save yourself the misery of that now, and learn new study habits. People need different ways of studying because certain things do not work for them.

For example.. I can not just read a text book and remember everything. I am more visual. I usually need to make flash cards for myself with pictures or just sentences... And it works for me.

Find your way to study best. Studying takes time yes.. but the rewards are good. Cheating is easy.. but the outcome is not good.

In colleges and universities now, if you are caught cheating you are kicked out from the school, and will have problems getting into another school.

Dont do it to yourself.

why dont you just answer my question and not give me advice

Gee, isn't this site called FunAdvice?!

*Facepalm*

Seriously, if school means that much to you, you need to put the work in. Prove that you can do things honestly, and even if you fail, at least you can be proud of yourself for doing the right thing.

Never cheat on a test! For several reasons..#1 when you get the good grade you will feel awful because, you will know that you didn't deserve it. #2 it's morally wrong #3 if you get caught (which is VERY likely) you will be alot more embarresed that if you got kicked out for bad grades.

get up to go pee and look at the answers on your way.
then take the long way bakc to your seat to look at all the others
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