How do i break my foot to stay home from school?

I am just wondering cause I hate school sooo much. How do I break my foot?

omg school can not be thatbad wat grade are u in it depends sum times welll something u could look forwrd to is seeing someone u might have a crush on or u are in love w.

well, you could drop a huge rock on your foot or get some one to run over your foot. my foot was run over and i got a week or 2 out of school but hey i got to sit out of gym for like 6 weeks

The answer is closer than you might think, my friend. In fact, the answer is all around us. For all you gotta do is get down on your knees and pray to the Lord, and he shall deliver the broken leg you so richly desire.

Or the rock thing works too.

ok another thing you could do is go grab a knife and cut off your foot,hand,etc. and that should get you out of school for a while

I know how you feel I want to break my foot to

p.s the knife thing is stupid

The knife thing is a stupid thing to do it could hert you so bad you would have a theripist evrey week so thats not cool.
I would like to break my leg/foot I would get time off school and I would not have to do P.E I hate P.E it is a wast of time and it is boreing.
So if you get an thought please tell me I hate P.E.

the answer is simple you dont what you do is caugh caugh caugh and keep dping so till your throat stings and then you caugh some more your throat will get red and irritated and you will lose your voice then when you go to the dr they will either say you have larengitis or strep throat both of which make you stay out of school for 4 to 6 days and the good thing is they are reacurring so you can do it oncem every few months

the answer is simple you dont what you do is caugh caugh caugh and keep dping so till your throat stings and then you caugh some more your throat will get red and irritated and you will lose your voice then when you go to the dr they will either say you have larengitis or strep throat both of which make you stay out of school for 4 to 6 days and the good thing is they are reacurring so you can do it oncem every few months

God, I 'broke' mine.. It's a flippin' hairline fracture. Not bad enough to keep me out of school or get me a cast, but I can't play sports or do P.E. for a few MONTHS, apparently. It's so stupid.. If I had to break it, at least give me a complete fracture, right? Anyways, what I did, I was walking with scissors.. I usually jump down these three steps that lead down to the living room from the dining room. Since I had scissors in my hand, I walked down. I'm a VERY clumsy person.. I fell in awkward positions on both feet, but since my right foot was in front, most of my body weight pressed down on that foot and there we go. God, I flippin' hate it. Worse thing: Hairline fractures take LONGER to heal than complete fractures. So if you're seriously planning to break your foot, make sure it's complete.. Because, otherwise, you just end up going to school with a foot that hurts like hell instead of getting out.. If you get a hairline fracture, hit the place with a hammer or something. That should break it the rest of the way, according to my dad. I plan to.. sometime. Good luck.

um why would you do that theres other things 2 do you know

okay soak it in viniger for 4 hours even more if you really want the bone fragile then you take a hammer and hit the bottom of your ankle where the growth plate is it might hurt but think of a positive each time you hit your leg so it doesnt seem so bad then go to your mom or dad and say you were climbing a tree and fell out of it on accident put soap on the ends of your finger tips and rub it in your eyes so you look like your crying then ask them to take you to the doctors not the hospital doctors much better tell them it hurts below the ankle and it hurts to put presser on it and if they ask you if you can put preassur on it say I think and then screem and cry when you do. you see doctors cant tell if your growth plate is broken they just asume it is so they put a long leg cast on you give you a wheel chair and some crutches and tell you not to walk on it you will get out of school for 2 days and get early relases for lunch and other classes
you will be in the cast for 2 months and maby more if you do put preasser on it good luck

what the f*ck is wrong with you people? Are you emo or just stupid?
I broke all five bones in my right foot and ended up having to have surgery. This was not fun. Pain,stitches. It makes it hard to take a shower, the cast itches. I broke my left foot slipping off the stairs at my grandmothers and they put a half cast on it and gave me crutches. It hurts and it swells to the point that the circulation feels like its cutting off my foot. You don't want a broken bone period. If you want to go somewhere in life STAY IN SCHOOL

Really? Thats dumb to hurt yourself that badly just to stay home from school. you've got to be either emo or mental. I broke my arm Roller blading and I promise it wasn't fun! Casts suck! But if you really want to do this, then heres the easiest way... Point the toes on the foot you want to break inward and run down the stairs quickly and awkwardly. The chances are VERY high you'll twist it and have/get to stay home. Another way: Close your eyes and kick the edge of a door, it will hurt a little right after but then go away, just keep walking on it and it will get worse and you will have/get to get crutches. Best of luck! Tip: go to the doctors office not the ER, (make sure you say your ANKLE hurts and you don't want to put pressure on it.)

Yea I know what you mean...I want to break mine just so I can get attention like I did last time...(I have 5 older brothers...im the only girl to) last year (I was 13) and I was walkn backwards in teh hall and I triped and fell backwards...broke my rigth wrist and injursd the growth plate in my left one...cast on both arms for 3 months...and I got less homework to becasue I couldnt write...best of luck...and I hope I do to!

my friend broke her leg wit out even wanting to
you might not live where it snows. but if you do here's a goood way. Some friends and I were sledding during christmas break and there was a ditch at the bottom of the hill but we didn't think much of it. and so my friend decided to go down first and so she was going pretty slow actually and she stuck her foot out to stop and her foot hit the ditch and she flipped over and its ends up that she broke her leg and had to get sugery. she was on crutches for a couple months and out of school for three weeks because the surgery was pretty bad. I broke my leg skiing it's not that fun just to let you know. GOOD LUCK!!

well I wanna break my ankle too but I have really weak ankles so it shouldnt be hard my only problem is that it is already hurt because I twisted it twice in the same five minutes and I kept walking on it but I have never broken a bone and I think if you just hit it really hard against something it will do the job or jump and land on it in an awkward position. good luck il tell you if I figure out how to break my ankle