How can I make apple pie

im a 16 yr old male and me and my girlfriend have thought about sex... what hole do you put the pen*s in of her vagina?

What kind of subject is>'how can I make apple pie'? If thats suppose to be funny, its not! You say your 16? How many vaginas do you think a girl has?? If you dont know, hopefully your girlfriend does! Maybe you should wait until you know alittle something about a girls body parts!!

INGREDIENTS:
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 cup vegetable oil
2 tablespoons cold milk
1 1/2 teaspoons white sugar
1 teaspoon salt
6 Fuji apples, cored and sliced
3/4 cup white sugar
3 tablespoons all-purpose flour
3/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg
1/2 cup all-purpose flour
1/2 cup white sugar
1/2 cup butter

DIRECTIONS:
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
To Make Crust: In a large bowl, mix together 1 1/2 cups flour, oil, milk, 1 1/2 teaspoons sugar and salt until evenly blended. Pat mixture into a 9 inch pie pan, spreading the dough evenly over the bottom and up sides. Crimp edges of the dough around the perimeter.
To Make Filling: Mix together 3/4 cup sugar, 3 tablespoons flour, cinnamon, and nutmeg. Sprinkle over apples and toss to coat. Spread evenly in unbaked pie shell.
To Make Topping: Using a pastry cutter, mix together 1/2 cup flour, 1/2 cup sugar and butter until evenly distributed and crumbly in texture. Sprinkle over apples.
Put pie in the oven on a cookie sheet to catch the juices that may spill over. Bake 45 minutes.

This sounds like a good recipe for apple pie. because thats what you wanted right? To know how to make apple pie. lol

Maybe you should do a few other things before you jump straight to sex so that you can get to know eachother's bodies a little better. You could do things like fingering or whatever and oral.... I just think that not jumping straight to it is a good idea :P

lol I looved the recipe for apple pie. funny! okay. you clearly need to explore her body more because theres only one hole you can put it in unless your going anal. tonguering is right, dont jump into sex. foreplay can be amazing too. stick to fingering and oral sex, that way you pleasure eachother and learn more about eachothers bodies.

How to Make Apple Pie

2x Laughing eyes
2x Well shaped legs
2x Loving arms
2x Firm milk containers
2x Apples
1x Fur lined mixing bowl
1x firm banana

Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes
2. Spread well shaped legs with loving arms
3 Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently until fur lined mixing bowl is well greased, check regularly with finger.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. (For best results, continue to knead milk containers).
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with apples, leave to soak (preferably not over night).
6. The pie is done when banana is soft. If banana doesn't soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:
1. If in unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town