How can i learn to fly?

I want to learn how to fly but I don't know how. I don't have pixie dust or anything so I can't think happy thoughts and do it... Does anyone know another way or where I can get some pixie dust?

Well there are a couple of people that can fly. I am one of those people
the only reason we dont tell everyone else is because it was handed down
to us generation by generation, my little sister could fly already and she is only
5 years old it took me ten years to master the human aeronatic technic. and also is
not really flyin its just gliding and floatin only that we dont need to be in high altitudes
to fly we use the high jump technice which allows us to elevate the require 200 feet to begin glidin after that we could go as low as 1 feet on the ground and could elevate up to the stratosphere well if you want either one of us to teach you how to fly you must be willing to
be honest and obey our rules and our commands .

Well, I'm not sure, but you can...
fly in an airplane, u'll still be air born!
or you can close your eyes and dream of flying...
idk, I really don't think that we [human species] have learned the ability to fly. Although there is parts of the brain that we have not identified yet, maybe there is something for flying in those unidentified parts.
Maybe you can be the first one to do such a thing!
good luck!

i'm sorry but this is a really strange question.. no one can really fly sweetie..

hahaha
This site is for real questions...I mean c'mon...
Although I did get a laugh out your question...do you really think we are all idiots? :D
This is for REAL questions about life, so don't waste space with your silly questions....
as far as flying is conserned...it's called an AIRPLANE!!! go to an airport, pay for a ticket, and get on
the plane, it's as simple as that....(jeez)

go watch Peter Pan...it's pretty insightful on the whole flying thing...
or maybe you can go catch a pixie...I hear that they are pretty
hard to find these days though...(giggles) :D

That's how Peter does it, with pixies, but I read they're extinct around here so I can't!

Not in an airplane, that's dumb. That's not flying for real, plus it's way way expensive!

People can too fly I see them do it all the time! But no one will tell me how!

who do you see flying?

A bunch of people... Like Christopher Walken!

yeah...you should just give up on your flying question...I think you might have to find out what makes you fly on your own...let me know if when you do

3jaymie

Go to a carnival and ride extreme roller coasters! You feel like you are flying, I promise!

On the stage, in the theater, flying is accomplished by sophisticated rigging. Rigging is done by technician specialist who create the illusion of flying (as in Peter Pan). I know this is very limiting, but you would probably 'feel' like you were really flying.

On the other hand, I would suggest studying deep meditative states and focused mind over matter control.
I understand that the Russian military has had some success with human levitation. It's certainly worth a try and who knows, perhaps you'll discover a new means of travel that all humans could enjoy. Just think of the savings at the gas pump!

VERY SIMPLE... all you havta do is just hop on some drugs.. and your imagination will do the rest. :]

drugs+roof+fake wings and your imagination

well its easy I jus dont know how to do it but at the same time its
hard I want to learn it I concentrate my energy and I have to be calm and relax in order to work
I think I saw my own aura its whites and it I don't know like surrounds your body thats your energy depends on your mood sometime but I want to learn ill learn from that guy if it really is true

Just believe in yourself, ask santa, or jump of a building

In all of the movies. The hero learns to fly after they jump/ get pushed off a building.

Please give me some advise to fly because I've'e tried really hard about flying and still nothing. I tried jumping off a hill, that didn't do it I've'e tried closing my eyes the jumping and that still didn't do it?. I need to fly. How can I fly?.

The brain is an amazing thing and I fully believe
there is much we can do, our brains just aren't fully developed yet. I don't know about flying, but I
have reoccuring dreams about it. Someday I'm gonna
find out!!!