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How are dead baby jokes so gross yet so addicting at the same time?

Chazy Chaz Asked by rickyullmanandlinkinpark4life 7 months ago, 15 answers.

because they are.
And I dont get why

BLACK HAIR BLACK TACO LOL=) Answered by dede2010 on Apr 18, 2009, 06:34PM
662 answers

what are sone of these dead baby jokes???

Chazy Chaz Answered by rickyullmanandlinkinpark4life on Apr 18, 2009, 06:36PM
54 answers

For people who dont know dead baby jokes:

EX: Whats the difference between a Cadilac and 100 dead babies?
I dont have a cadilac in my garage

Whats red and spins around in circles?
A baby in a garbage disposal

:) Answered by imaginethat0 on Apr 18, 2009, 06:38PM
907 answers

How are those addicting? Those are absolutely discusting...

BLACK HAIR BLACK TACO LOL=) Answered by dede2010 on Apr 18, 2009, 06:39PM
662 answers

ohhh thats not bust a gut funny but its chuckle chuckle its over funny tho and I dont understand the 1st 1!!

Me Answered by baby19942008 on Apr 18, 2009, 07:29PM
484 answers

its discusting how people can talk bout that kind of crap. its bullcrap how they can say those kind of jokes. I hope whoever says those kind of jokes, die so painfully.

BLACK HAIR BLACK TACO LOL=) Answered by dede2010 on Apr 18, 2009, 07:37PM
662 answers

@ what baby19942008 said ouch that had to hurt

Answered by xx_the_a7x_parade_xx on Apr 18, 2009, 08:02PM
2870 answers

Because they're funny in a disturbing type of way... lol

Answered by maebee on Apr 18, 2009, 08:16PM
1889 answers

I hate them.

Shark Atack Answered by funadvice on Apr 18, 2009, 08:18PM
53975 answers

Gosh... gross much? :S

Answered by mumbojumbo on Jun 26, 2009, 11:19AM
6 answers

Q: What do you do with 4 dead babies and a sheet of glass?
A: Make a coffee table.

Answered by mumbojumbo on Jun 26, 2009, 11:20AM
6 answers

Q: What's red and lies in all four corners of the room?
A: A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.

Answered by mumbojumbo on Jun 26, 2009, 11:21AM
6 answers

Q: How do you stop a baby from looking up at you with that cute little
baby face and gurgling happily with that little baby mouth and waving at
you with those little baby fingers and little baby toes?
A: Gouge its eyes out.

Answered by mumbojumbo on Jun 26, 2009, 11:22AM
6 answers

Q : Whats white and bobs up and down in a baby's cot ?
A : A Paedophiles arse

Answered by mumbojumbo on Jun 26, 2009, 11:22AM
6 answers

Did you know that it takes five babies to make just one bottle of baby oil?

Answered by mumbojumbo on Jun 26, 2009, 11:24AM
6 answers

LAST ONE OS NOT A DEAD BABY JOKE!
the baby turns dead at the end...your are forwarned

Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a
sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries
down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing
a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the
window shouting to the firemen below.

FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able
to catch you.
LADY: No...I can't. My baby, my baby is up here.
FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him.
LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby.

Jerry sees this and steps forward. Hey, I think I can help. Let me
have the bullhorn.

JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco
49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby
down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living.

Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby
down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes
and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this
and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area,
fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over
the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby.
The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch.
So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two
step and then spikes the baby.

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