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Hey can hair conditioner be used as a lubricator?

Asked by funadvice about 1 year ago, 13 answers.

I prefer baby lotion, but I cant find any dam lubricators and I wana pound my clown so that it will grow into a handsome young thang

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Answered by tuesday on Jan 18, 2008, 10:38PM
70 answers

...you could try it..if it was a bad idea you'll know soon enough...

Answered by texaskimmie on Jan 18, 2008, 10:50PM
1905 answers

Pretty sure it will end up being sticky and dry all clumpy...and yes, I'm talking about the conditioner. And I really think you could have worded that question a little better.

Answered by funadvice on Jan 19, 2008, 12:18AM
53985 answers

lol being creative and keepin it fresh =o

Answered by texaskimmie on Jan 19, 2008, 04:06AM
1905 answers

Um...I think he was going to...he just was asking about lubrication to go along with it.

Conditioner = not a good idea.

Answered by legion on Jan 19, 2008, 07:14AM
562 answers

Ummm...yeah, well at least you know it won't go all knotty. I think it would be better to just use lube made for that kind of excerise...there are lots of chemicals in hair products, that usually get rinsed out in the shower...probably best not to use it.

Answered by funadvice on Jan 19, 2008, 12:57PM
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WHAT? USE MY HAND?!!! THATS BAD IT WILL SCREW UP THE SKIN OF MY DIK :[ and it hurts (I found out when I first jerked off 2 years ago) =o

so far I have use baby lotion, olive oil, shampoo, soap and conditioner
baby lotion works best, others kinda suk it dehydrates my hand while I jerk off
olive ol is okay I guess

Answered by overit on Jan 19, 2008, 01:06PM
779 answers

olive oil is for cooking not for those extracurilculars you do in your spare time. I suggest you use cream or ask your mom to buy you some lube or your dad

Answered by stellaapplemoor on Jan 19, 2008, 05:13PM
903 answers

Ermm..well good luck with all your fluids..that you use.

Answered by funadvice on Jan 20, 2008, 01:01AM
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I cant ask my parents to buy me lube they still treat me like a 5 year old kid
just imagine what their reactions would be when I tell them I need lube
@_@ ;;;

Answered by tuesday on Jan 21, 2008, 06:10AM
70 answers

heh...tell them it's for a project

Answered by cjpease on Jan 24, 2008, 05:32PM
45 answers

I'm bout 2 freind you just because you said handsome young thang in refrence to your johnson

Answered by student4life796 on Jan 24, 2008, 11:31PM
15 answers

ummm, trying getting a girl friend?

Answered by tuesday on Jan 26, 2008, 12:16AM
70 answers

that would be a horrible reason to get a girlfriend! Besides..then he would still have to handle the problem until she was ready to do anything...

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