How can i stop my best friend from beating me up?

So yesterday my BFF got mad at me for saying something that I didn't really say and know she is planning on kicking my @$$ tom. and she wont listen to me any advice please help!

if shes really your best friend, she'll believe you. plus people say things to scare you, but really they're all cowards. call her, talk to her and talk it out instead of fighting it out. goodluck3

no man just go f*ckin psycho on her. dont act intimidated or she will wanna beat u up if she thinks u have a chance shell back up. and if u start fighting it actually goes that far. unless shes has any type of training in self defense karate or w/e, doesnt matter size u could still take her. just kick and punch as hard as u can keep ur face down and aim for hers. go mental, 1 really hard punch to the nose could knock a person out, if u punch them in the nose they cant see for like a good half a minute, so ull have the fair advantage.

a true freind wouldnt do that if my bff did that i would get new freinds and forget about her if you talk to her and she dosnt listen then get help from a close older person like your brother, sister or an older freind in a bigger grade!