How to make my body look like this in two weeks

How to make my body look like this in two weeks

but my body look like this

The first picture looks worse than the second. Maybe its the camera angle, zoom, etc. (as if the picture was taken with a fish-eye lens) Plus, its only a picture of a butt, which doesn't really help with a 'body' problem. AND the posture is different in both pictures too. You should post different pictures so we can have a better reference.

Regardless, two weeks is not enough time to get 'drastic' results...

I'm sorry but it's physically impossible

Plastic surgery?

its sick no one will like you just kick your bum because they will think its 2 footballs