How to hide sex?

How do you have s*x without your parents knowing?

Don't do it at their house. My first time was in the woods while camping. But there are other places too, the bathroom at your local mall. You may still get caught their which will add to the excitement, but if you did get caught it would be by a stranger so who cares.

umm Quietly... this is the Stupidest question ever.

go somewhere else and don't tell