Why do people think you can get pregnant from this?

How do I get people to stop telling me you can get pregnant from humping a pillow/stuffed animal/blanket or even your hand? I know that you can't, and it's really getting annoying - especially when they don't seem to believe me! They think I'm the one...

lying and that you actually can.
The whole thing is because I played truth or dare with a lot of friends *we were having a sleepover and thought that'd be fun*... And we did a group dare. The dare was to hump something random *like a pillow or something* just for fun, so we each did. Now some other girls *who didn't go to the sleepover* are saying that any of us could be pregnant. It's very annoying... How can I get them to shut up and realize that it's not possible to get pregnant that way!?

tell them that you did a prgnancy test and you came out negative
if it doesn't work then tell them they might be pregnant because god made them pregnant for teasing you
great practical joke if it works

lol thanks sinindespair... good, funny advice. They get on my nerves so bad! Me and my friends are all going nuts over this, it's annoying and stupid

Tell them this: 'Sperm A MUST fertilize Egg B' - That is the ONLY way...Take care !!

ok thanks!

Wow...seems like they're all dumbasses in my opinion. Seriously...when you see a dog humping a teddy bear or fave toy, do you find a litter of puppies? I think not...

a7x4evr said it right... it sounds like you have to deal with some f*ckin idiots! I mean seriously - who thinks you get pregnant by humping pillows and stuff?! It's just common sense to know that it's impossible...