Have you ever wondered...?

If you can think of any more, post them.

EVER WONDER...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?

Why...

abbreviated is such a long word?

Why doctors call what they do practice?

Why you have to click on Start to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food? who tastes dog food when it has a new improved flavor?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together? if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why they call the airport the terminal if flying is so safe?

as funny as they are some of them are explainable and not true
for instance
not all women open there mouths when they put on mascara
real lemon juice is too strong and bitter to be the sole ingrediant in lemon juice
all needles need to be sterilized, its a matter of hygeine, weather there killing someone or having plastic surgery...hygeine is still important!
and the materials for the black box are way too heavy to be used for the whole plane...it wouldnt be able to move if it was made with them!

I never open my mouth while putting on mascara. My boyfriend made a comment about it the other day. He said, how do you do that? I said, do what? he said, put on that make-up with your mouth shut? I said, I don't know, I just don't open my mouth, I don't know why, I just don't. he said, wow, I have never seen that before.!