Good comebacks

Ok. So when people are up and your face and you need a good comebac on the spot what do you guys say?? one I used to a girl was why are you bithchng so much?? Ok I understnd. Go and my locker and on the second shelf there are some tampons. Take as...

many as you need bc its obviously your time of the month!! it was funny but what are sum other good ones that you know? Andi f the person has specific insecurities like they're ugly, or they just mean, or if a guy thnks he's so popular what ae sum ones' 4 that? And pleez don't say turn the other cheek or sumthn like that... Im just curious to know sum 4 next school year!

Or if you know any websites I can go on, that will help. thnxx!!!

I just normally think of something really quickk!!!
like ill just be like go be gay in a corner but normally ill have something really long or something that makes them not say anything backk..I cant think of anything right now though!!!

Up in your face: Pull out some mints or gum, no words needed.

Your mom. or That's what she said. are great generic nonsensical comebacks that dont even have to make sense for people to laugh.

Keep it short and sweet, if you get too detailed then they're just like, What? and it isn't funny anymore.

Remember, the most important thing about a comeback is making anyone listening forget about what they said to you, and embarassing or shifting all the attention to the person who is getting on your case. Drag it out too long and everyone is still focused on you and will think you're some kinda nerd getting too complexified on your insults/comebacks.

if someone says to me r you gay? I just walk up to them and say why are you looking into that mirror? lol =8

haha.. funny! but I want more! like thngs u've said of thout of off the top of your head

Um If They Say 'Go Fxck Off Sit In The Bush' Or Something, Say 'Actually I'd Rather Sit On The Bench, But Thanks For Asking '

Ok This Only Works If You Have A Boyfriend...
Them: Your Boyfriend Is So Ugly (Or If They Insult Your boyfriend In Any Way)
You: At Least I Can Get A Boyfriend.

Them: Are You Listening?
Me: No Im Waiting For You To Stop Wasting Your Time.

Pretty Rubbish Yeah,
Ill Tell You When I Think Of Better Ones.

are you chewing on a brick or talken to me?
because either way your gonna lose your teeth =D

are you chewing on a tampon or talking to me?
either way your ganna have blood in your mouth =D

Your so fat You get a bath in the atlantic ocean but even then its a tight squeeze

something smells like the pet store
oh wait its you :|

just some off the top of my head (A)

if its something that can be sexual just say
thats what she said
and every1 around will start laughing

OMG! THERE'S SOMETHING HUGE AND UGLY ON YOUR FACE!!! Oh... that is your face... how embarrasing 4 me

If it's a girl you just don't like, say if you didn't have feet, would you wear shoes? When they say no, which they probably will, say, then why do you wear a bra???

Is that shirt on inside out???

If it's a guy, did your parents have any sons?

girl: were you raised in the pound because your acting like a b*tch

if you have a guy who is nice to you then treats you like crap when his friends were there, go up to him and just ask him why. he won't no what 2 say

do you have dog crap on your shoe because that's what it smells like whenever I get near u

hand her a tampon and stage whisper, I understand

if someone says youre ugly or something just say something like whens the last time you looked in the mirror, or I may be ugly but ulle always be fat,or stupid

by Devin