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God farts

Asked by bbbb about 1 year ago, 10 answers.

Did the Big Bang happen when God farted big time? Is that why all the stars are made of Gas? So if we are made of stardust then we are actually small parts of God's gas, since stars are gas? So do new universes get created every time God farts?

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Answered by mariferr on Mar 31, 2008, 10:12PM
24 answers

lol...probably, we have a very deep connection with the creator

Answered by jazlovestoskate on Mar 31, 2008, 10:17PM
10499 answers

thats a very misleading question. stars are made of gas because thats what there made out of. theres a locial explination and all for that but because god farted? come on. lmao.
the big bang is just that...aa theory. that still hasnt proven to be true. a more logical explination for the species that died out is a gradual change in the climate.

Answered by shundarr on Mar 31, 2008, 10:18PM
151 answers

no, god only cursed humanity with mortality and disgusting bodily functions because he is cruel

Answered by ipod_nano on Mar 31, 2008, 10:19PM
592 answers

hmmm God farts? *looks above*
this crushes my universe...aye im joking...lol

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Answered by funadvice on Mar 31, 2008, 10:25PM
53975 answers

bbb, you are kind of a freak. I like that. but it actually could make sense.. god's sence of humor is irony. we all die and find out that what we believed was crap an the truth is that we came from the remains of god's taco night. I can see it...

Answered by dillonsmommy1023 on Mar 31, 2008, 10:39PM
272 answers

lol (= Wow, never thought of it like that! lol

Answered by bbbb on Mar 31, 2008, 11:25PM
269 answers

Hey why don't you get some balls and say that to my face, instead of being anonymous FAU.

Answered by funadvice on Apr 01, 2008, 12:20AM
53975 answers

Lets keep it civil now guys.

bbb is reknown for posting questions that encourage debate and conflict.

Answered by xaike on Apr 03, 2008, 02:12AM
10 answers

someone has been watching a little too much family guy

Answered by iamcool on Apr 08, 2008, 02:39AM
639 answers

hahahahahahaha. you are funny, bbb.
Although, that sounds as sane ( or maybe saner ) than practically all the creation myths I've heard.

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