Funny stories?! xd

anyone have a funny azz story 2 tell
if so plzzz do lolz
they make me laugh and smile

heres 1 a friend told me 2day
she went 2 a party
and met this older dude
who asked her 2 dance
so she did cus he was hot
then she said
hope your girlfriend dont c us lolz
she ment it as a joke
(assuming he didnt since he was flirting od)
but then he was like
ya that would b really bad
:O OMG LMFAO