Funny phrases?

What are some hilarious phrases or sayings???

oh you can help me find my nuts! over the hedge
thats what she said I think the office
Pick up lines:
my lips are made of skittle want to taste the rainbow?!
baby im like a rubix cub the more you play with me the harder I get
so your a boy/girl

haha I don't know there are many more pick up lines but they aren't all so funny! I just love those ones!
lol why do you want funny phrases anyways

I LOVE this one- it cna work out too (I tried lmao!0
man=If I had to re-arrange teh alphabet, id put you and I together..
women-well if I had to re-arrange teh alphabet, id put F and U!
haha get it??

haha yeah I remember that one! haha love it! hehe

how now brown cow

im trying to see things from your point of view but I cant stick my head that far up my hole.

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...

They've got a picture of her at the hospital - it saves using the stomach pump

I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count those who can't

Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.

my friend said this , I personlly think its lame

So did it hurt FALLING FROM HEAVEN

everytime someone im talking about walks into a room or I have to change a conbersation quickly I use this

So I said to the guy I know rabbits live in holes , but thats just not natural

and then I laugh

when it rains say santa clause is poaring skittels on the roof again!

my personal favorite beating around the bush
think about it...