Funniest dining experiences

A funny/crazy situation happened when I was at the outback steakhouse a few years back. An angry employee was in a verbal dispute with the manager and stormed off. All the sudden we heard this sound like an engine revving. The waiter got his motorcycle...

and busted thru the doors and actually rode around the restaurant. It was insane, and insanely funny. People were booping out but I just stayed and enjoyed my boot of beer and bloomin onions. Definitely one of the most random experiences ever. Please share your experiences

at ruby tuesdays my waiter slipped and spilt an entire tray of sodas on himself. instead of attempting to clean it up, despite being told to by the owner, he left it there. he then jumped from table to table and slipped again on somebodys salad into another table that was drinking coffee. he got fired on the spot and started taking a piss on the front door. it was absolutely ridiculous