Household items to help with mas*urbat*on?

when im horny, I want to use something that really feels like a di*k. I sometimes use highlighters, but does anyone have any other ideas?
but like things that I can find at homee,, not something that I have to buy .. you know?

hmmm highlighters? lol very strange what about a banana? or a cucumber?

maybe a cucumber or a big screwdriver handle with a condom on it.

cucumber, smooth carrots? lol..

spoon?

damn, a freakin banana? im sorry, but the bananas I have at home are quite large! and the cucumbers are even bigger! omgoodness. I know this wasn't my question to be answered, but I had to say something. hahaha. now im going to ask my own question because I need to know something.