Fast birthday gift

Ok so my friend thta I've known for a week now just told me today was his b-day and I dont have any money!!! I need to know some ideas for making him a birthday present that I can make easy and wont take long but also that the stuff is home made I really...

need ideas fast please

ps his fav colors are black and red fav band is slipknot and his fav sport is soccer

If you have only been friends a week they wont be expecting anything, just give them a nice card (can make one on the pc) maybe write a poem inside? could be an amusing one about how you dont have any money to get them a present?
Or you could make them a cake?