How can I escape from the army?

Hi thanks for your time, I’d really appreciate any advice you can offer, ok here’s the problem, I come from a very backward, stupid, third world country ruled by a famous very old and brainless dictator.
Anyways in my country, going to the army is not optional, after you graduate from college you’re forced to join the army. And guess what I’ve just graduated and it would be really nice to go on with my life but no I have to “serve the freakin army” for the next year of my life (probably spending it cleaning toilettes) instead of preparing for a masters degree !…
So to summarize the problem, this is a list of things I can’t do:
-Leave the country
-Hide
-commit suicide
-bribe my way through it
-break my legs (I’m too chicken to do It. btw this is a very good reason to break your legs
And I want you to tell me what can I do ?

In order to get out of the military on good honorable discharge, which is chapter-11. You need to see the military counsler. They will need to know what is wrong. All you have to do is say, I have been emotionally stressed out, have been woozy, not eating, I'm loosing weight, I can't think straight. My stomach always hurts, I can't even concentrate on my P.T. Just make them think your suicidal, but never tell them you have thought of killing yourself, cause they will lock you up in th looney bin, and will make you attend the military once you've refurbished yourself. Trust me. What they will do is send you to the counsler, and you need to use the same story every time, and never get off track. Cry a lil bit too, this shows weakness. But hey, what they don't know, won't hurt them. This will get you out while your in for a month of basic training, trust me, it works.

I think mister grimes needs to read your whole post carefully and look at what country you are from. . . EGYPT. Well you could hide out but then you would be branded a coward or worse. either leave the country seeking more education else where or go ahead and join. . . the military isn't all bad, it helps you learn better self disipline and look for areas of training that will be to your advantage. . . Good luck.

I would leave your country and come to good old America!...the land of oportunity my friend. you can find a better education here anyway and you wont have to serve that crappy army in the country you came from.

are you from Egypt or Israel? either way man I don't know...its a lot different in the USA...wish I could help

Try paying a dector and getting a false note for having flat feet, or some heart relate problem. If not, you can always try to make them believe you're not sutable for military service by showing them that you are very ''weak''. Another way to do it, just leave the country. Or suck it up, and join an elite unit (if you can) that can teach you a lesson for life.
In the worst case, just serve that year; you'll see plenty of things and you will be used to a harsh way of living.