Entertain yourself

What do you do to entertain yourselves?

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.

omg I want to do it!!!
lol
I cant entertain myself with anything
like 4realz lol
im such a wittle kid!
RaWr!

xD I can amuse myself with almost anything.

anything can get my attention...I could stare at my ceiling for hours and count the bumps... that is how eaisly I can be entertained... I always please my dates lol

gummie bears I spent a few hours makin them fight lol ['GNARLY']

I stare into space day-dreaming about this guy I like(more than that, you dont even know, lol) or thinking of funny things that happened 2 me or reviewing my life so far and thinking of stuff I need 2 accomplish in the near future. kinda weird, I know, but it keeps me busy. my friends and family get curious tho when they c me smile or start laughing 4 no reason, lol=D

hahaha
omg I want to do that :D