Embarrassing moments

What are some of your most embarrassing moments???

I go to a huge high school with 2 thousand students.
In the front of the school their is the main stairs.
one day I fell all the way sown them in front of everyone,
haha

Giving birth was the worst:

-Everyone saw everything down there - more than a few times
-I bleed all over everything
-My water came gushing out all over the place
-Nurses keps having to come in and drain the pee out of my bladder
-And like almost every other woman, I took a crap on the delivery table while pushing lol.

Oh they joys of childbirth.

That was really funny mandyloo... you really took a crap on the table???

That was really funny mandyloo... you really took a crap on the table???

90 percent of women take a crap while pushing their baby out - yet almost no one knows that fact. lol.

I know that...I did it 3 times (with all my kids). Thankfully the doctors pretend it doesn't happen