Embarrassing, but need help quick!

Shark Atack Asked by funadvice 10 months ago, 6 answers.

I have an issue about which im quite concerned. yesterday, out of curiousity, I decided to insert my penis into a squirrel's nest. I woke up this morning to a rock hard boner, along with several inflamed pustules. boner has not gone away yet, and I am...

embarrased to leave the house. What should I do to make it flaccid again and to heal the wounds? HELP!!! they burn so badly!!! do you think it would be ok to have sex tonight? I have a date tonite and I'm pretty sure their expecting it!

sksk! Answered by qwertyy on Jan 09, 2009, 07:39PM
57 answers

mhm...sounds unreal... a date after 10:38
and you put your penis is a nest...
call a doctor
good luck=/

Answered by evana977 on Jan 09, 2009, 07:40PM
24 answers

think of you doing an ugly nasty old lady.

Smiley thingee Answered by gaurdian115 on Jan 09, 2009, 07:47PM
99 answers

HA! im sorry but thats to funny, but my advice is a doctor, I dont think anyone here has done that one so its your best bet... And I think your date might buy being attacked by a rabied squierrel...

a good laugh Answered by lucky777 on Feb 02, 2009, 06:51PM
101 answers

Why would you do that in the first place

Answered by sleepyhead on Feb 15, 2009, 11:23PM
120 answers

well.
once I had to get my friend to get rid of his boner so I made up this massive story about how my friend had a mole down there and it completely grossed him out but luckily it got rid of it.
just try thinking of really nasty things.

hahha but seriously wtf would oyu do that in the first place hhahaha

Answered by sleepyhead on Feb 17, 2009, 12:11AM
120 answers

hahahhahaha I actually cannot stop laughing

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