Does anyone speak...whatever this is?

My girlfriend has this shirt...Or had this shirt, anyway, since I've stolen it from her. Neither of us know what is says. Anyone here a cunning linguist who can tell me what it means? Other than the McDonald's colors, it's a cool shirt, but I don't...

want to wear it if it says I eat aborted babies! Not to formal functions, anyway.

It says Just Cum inside me already Sum asian stuff is weird

firstof all why would you still your girlfriend's shirt
and no I hve no idea what it's said
but im guessng it says
give the shirt back to her
so yah...

They're in Chinese. However, I don't know what it says.

if you cant find out by anyone on funadvice then look it up piece by piece on google or ask or something

Why would I steal my girlfriend's shirt? Is that a trick question? Have you seen it? It's made of awesome.

Mike, the top symbol (on the right) is the chinese character for center. The one underneath I think is country. So... you're good so far. I haven't figured out the rest yet.

Its none of the obvious - good luck, long life, much happiness... lol. Probably some good ole advertising.

it says I love you mike :P no thats a lie

it says my name is Anonymous, I come from Pluto :P
Lolz, I have no idea what it means