Q: Dirty text messages
I want to send a dirt text message to my guy...
Were crazy about eachother but were always away from eachother with work and stuff and I still want to drive him crazy (in a good sexual way) So GIRLS what have you used that your guy seemed to really like or GUYS what would you love to get in a txt- like your ultimate fantasy or what have you gotten that you liked and enjoyed??
A: Ok.. So I'm a guy... but I'm really good at naughty texting.. so here's something to start off with ;)
Slowly running my hands over your toned, naked body.. I pull you towards me as we kiss passionately. One hand slowly moving through the hair on the back of your head.. the other slowly wandering down towards the top button of your jeans... I start to tease as I run my hand up your stomach, up to your chest and push you away.. falling onto the bed behind you...
I start to slowly unbutton my shirt right in front of you.. I throw my shirt at you as I start to climb on top of you.. running both my hands up the side of you... leaning over to kiss you again.. I then move down to by kissing your neck.. slowly moving down to your chest.. down to your stomach and then waist.. I tease you and start to undo your jeans..
pulling them down I instantly notice how much you are enjoying it.. I run my hands up the inner of your thigh.. grasping hold of you.. you're so big, I start to slowly move my hand up and down, my fingers moving around the tip.. teasing you.. telling you I want you inside me..
Send that to your boyfriend and I guarantee you will have him running round to yours straight away!
Oh and I MUST tell you:
1. No I'm not gay..
2. Yes I am single ;)
Jay
jaimz over 2 years Ago
A: I Like Jay ;) Lol..
I am always textin dirty if you dont know the best thing to do is ask him to start of and carry on, It always works (: x
beth16 over 2 years Ago
A: lol--> I said this over fb to my boyfriend the other day.. he really really liked it :)
: your c*ck is so big and hard, all I want you to do is swallow it deep down my throat until I choke... I know you want it...
jaxx over 2 years Ago
A: Come up with some code words that only the two if you know, we have code words for everything we do sexual so we can talk dirty and nibodys knows but us!
countryprincess over 2 years Ago
A: say you want him and stuff, and compliment his body little specific stuff always makes them feel good. teell him what you wanna do with him as soon as you see him make. make him excited for your next time.
fau over 2 years Ago
A: send him a pic of his favorite body part on you..lol..and say like ' want some of this?' lol
hollyoops over 2 years Ago
A: My favorite line to use is "I'm hungry, you know what would be satisfying? Your d*** in my mouth and then having you c** all over me and then licking the rest off your c***." ;) try it, I bet it'll get your guy excited
xcryinxoutxloudx over 2 years Ago
A: when your about to go to bed be like k im going to bed now... I wish it was your bed
jla23 over 2 years Ago
A: haha too funny ;)
1) im not gay either
2) and yes im single
stephanie about 1 year Ago
A: lol fair play jay but I think guys are better at it then girls, no offense you lot :p
my eyes are closed as we kiss deeeply and passioantely, your tongue exploring my mouth sending signals down to between my legs making me want you even more. We fall slowly onto my bed and briefly break away as I take my shirt off for you to be rewarded with your lushious mouth returning to mine, I feel your hand trail slowly down my stomach and under my jeans and panties, rubbing up and down along my moistening lower lips. At that you start to kiss along my cheek to my neck, kissing and sucking on it pleasurably as I lean my head to the side enjoying the sweet feeling on my body before you slowly trail your lips down to my breasts, sucking on one then the other thru my bra before I take it off, letting you have full access to my upper body. your mouth immediately begins its perfect work taking my breasts partially into your hot mouth sucking and kissing each one in turn teasing my nipples with your tongue as I moan slightly as your free hand works on the opposite breasts each time. I reach up and take your shirt of loving the site of your gorgeous hot body, eye-fucking every inch of you as you smile at me before going abck to your sweet work before you move back up to my mouth kissing me more as you slowly undo my jeans pulling them down as you move down as well your lips now moving along my lower stomach and further...
Obviously a lot more can follow but hope it can help get you started :)
alex
alex27 over 2 years Ago
A: What I do is play ''the texting game''. It is when we ask eachother personal questions! It's a blast! Makes both of us horny! Ex: how big are you? ,what would we be doing if we were alone?, are you as horny as I am? What's the size of your breast?, are you shaved?, you masterbaitt?. I love talking dirty!:D
dirtydoglol33 over 2 years Ago
A: just say what you want to do to him or send him detailed descriptions of what you last did with him...
takingcover_24 over 2 years Ago
A: Say stuff like "Imagine me there kissing your neck ad taking your shirt off" then get more detailed such as "I pull down your jeans and boxers and my mouth goes around your dick and I begin sucking slowly moving my tongue around" my guy really enjoyed that one
dirrtygirl15 over 2 years Ago
A: hmmm wish you where here im sooo horny, id takeyou straight up to my bedroom and give you the best blowjobs youve ever had, then id gently slide you into my deep wet ***
georgia_babesh almost 3 years Ago
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