Cool, funny rhyming..mary had a canary...

So who thinks this one is cool? Say it quite fast...
Mary had a canary, she also had a duck ,she took it behind the kitchen door and taught it how to... fry a fish for dinner fry a fish for tea, the more you eat the more you drink the more you want to...

... Peter had a boat the boat began to rock, up jumped jaws and bit him on the ... cocktails are drinks, 50 cents a glass, if you don't like it shove it up your ... ask no questions, tell no lies I saw jaws doing up his ... flies are bad mosquitoes are worse and this is the end of my dirty little verse boom boom!!

omG I Looove it, it made me laugh hard lmao!!!
cool bananas, keep em coming!!
^5

haha that was pretty funny

Holy sh!t that was frickin hilarious!!!
Kudos!

that was fluckin awesome

That's similar to the one we used to say when we were kids:

Mary had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell
Mary went to heaven
The steamboat went to...
Hello operator
Give me number 9
If you disconnect me
I'll kick you from...
Behind the yellow curtain
There was a piece of glass
Mary sat upon it
And hurt her little...
Ask me no more questions
I'll tell you no more lies
The boys were in the bathroom
Doing up their...
Flies were in the garden
The bees were in the park
Mary and her boyfriend
Were kissing in the dark.

I got 1
mary had a lil lam
she thourght it very silly
she threw it in the air
and caught it by his...
willy was a watch dog
lying on the grass
along came a billy goat
and bit him on the...
ask no questions tell no lies
have you eva seen a police man
doin up his...
flies are a newsence
bees are da worst
that is the end of me silly lil verse

I didn't make this one up...
the three boys
they were at the crick
their feet in the water
their hands on their...
look it up. its a funny song.