Do cigarettes contain calories?

does cigarettes contain any calories??

they're cigarettes, either way they're harmful to your body, but I doubt they do

It wouldn't matter if they did, unless you chewed them up and swallowed them.

^^^ chewing up and swallowing cigarettes (and other non-edible things) is actually a common, but little known eating disorder called pica :]

anyway, unless you are actually EATING these cigarettes (which I hope you're not), the nicotine does not contain any calories.

what the heck does it matter they are really bad 4 your body you can die from them or get lung cancer, or kidney problems!!!

why...are you concerned that you'll gain a little bit of weight?

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So you are more worried about putting on 5 lbs, than getting lung cancer? Geez...

I didn't realise cigarettes were meant to be eaten?

no they actually cause you to be skinnier.
the more you smoke, the more weight you lose
I don't know I think it has to do with metabolism or something.
havent you ever noticed the people who smoked for a long time are skinnier

No but they will slowly kill you.

smoking cigs has nothing to do with your metabolism. People simply smoke instead of eat. It has to do with an oral fixation. They trade eating more for smoking. But it can kill you in the long run.

r you scerious that is a retarded question I mean you inhale them then exhale you dont eat them and if you do im shure you will barf thim up soon after

No question is stupid, especially a question associated with such a controversial issue as smoking. Smoking gives the illusion of weight loss by promoting the consumption of 0 calories while suppressing appetite. Many who smoke usually replace meals with the habit, going from consuming a fair amount of calories a day to nearly nothing. That is just the illusion though. The reality is that your mind and body become flooded with innumerable negative side effects; every risk increases, every natural defense mechanism in your body weakens, and you establish a mentality of dependency on this harmful, material habit. Like in any situation, you must weigh the pros against the cons, and it is overwhelmingly obvious to those who have their priorities in check that the cons outweigh the pros, making smoking a bad decision. Living in a society with such emphasis on body image and health, it would be a shameful contradiction to try to achieve the 'perfect and healthy body' via imperfect and unhealthy means. Weight is something that can always be changed, and by various healthy and unhealthy ways. The effects of smoking are issues that are irreversible, and issues you will have to live with for the rest of your shortened life expectancy. Although the high gloss of society and the quest for flawlessness may have led you to seek drastic measures for extreme weight loss, don't fool your soul into believing that beauty is only skin deep; it is more than skin deep, and is not very attractive when you contain billions of cancer cells and smell like smoke. That is a false beauty and a new problem that you cannot smoke away. Don't waste your money, your time, your emotions, or your life on something so falsely benign as smoking that only causes you to be malignant. Instead, smoke in the essence of life; it is free and leaves you feeling rejuvenated, appreciative, and humble.

yes, 234 total calories, 45 net carbs, 4g of sugar, and 200 pounds of death

What the *** did shakespear just say up there that he could not have said in just a few words? Dont smoke, and do be a literary retard. There are approx 25 calories in each ciggarette, but ciggarette smokers walk around more looking for their pack, running to the hospital for loved ones they 2nd-handly kill, running to the liquor store for a lighter, and spend more calories trying to breath after sex, and stressing out about their uncontrollable addicitive lives. So they burn approx 300 calories more a day, and thus tend to be skinnier.