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Chuck norris

Asked by emotionalxoxomcr 6 months ago, 16 answers.

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

Answered by reo0088 on May 02, 2009, 04:30AM
609 answers

Chuck Norris once strangled me with a cordless phone sad

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Answered by irishcub1324 on May 01, 2009, 09:06PM
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THe only thing Chuck Norris cant win is jeopardy, because nothin he says is ever a question.

also goolge find chuck norris and push im fealing lucky

Answered by 91jchevy87ec on May 01, 2009, 09:08PM
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Most people sleep in Superman pajamas. Superman sleeps in Chuck Norris pajamas.

Answered by 91jchevy87ec on May 01, 2009, 09:11PM
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I'll do the Google Chuck Norris and Press I'm feeling lucky.

Answered by candyeyes on May 01, 2009, 09:12PM
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every night before the boogey man goes to be he checks his closet for chuck noris

Answered by bacaxo2 on May 01, 2009, 09:12PM
155 answers

chuck norris killed two stones with one bird

Answered by 91jchevy87ec on May 01, 2009, 09:15PM
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Ok, I did, and I got a bunch of Chuck Norris facts. I am still alivveee...

Answered by irishcub1324 on May 01, 2009, 09:18PM
155 answers

do find chuck norris im feeling lucky

Answered by 91jchevy87ec on May 01, 2009, 09:31PM
2693 answers

Oh my God.
This is what it said in red letters. I am not joking; try it yourself.
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Answered by xxthianyaxx on May 01, 2009, 10:40PM
49 answers

bahahahaha
the google chuck norris thing is funny xD

Answered by rero92 on May 01, 2009, 10:47PM
305 answers

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep - he waits.

Answered by tatyana827 on May 01, 2009, 11:46PM
178 answers

when he jumps in the lake, chuck norris doesn't get wet. wet gets chuck norris.

Answered by chloe95 on May 02, 2009, 01:12AM
22 answers

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer happy

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Answered by missylee on May 02, 2009, 01:50AM
326 answers

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
that one, and the MC hammer one..
HAHAHAAH he's the best!