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Chuck norris

kjj Asked by emotionalxoxomcr 6 months ago, 16 answers.

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

PIMP ;) Answered by reo0088 on May 02, 2009, 04:30AM
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Chuck Norris once strangled me with a cordless phone sad

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i like ducks Answered by irishcub1324 on May 01, 2009, 09:06PM
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THe only thing Chuck Norris cant win is jeopardy, because nothin he says is ever a question.

also goolge find chuck norris and push im fealing lucky

My new haircut 8-27-2009 Answered by 91jchevy87ec on May 01, 2009, 09:08PM
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Most people sleep in Superman pajamas. Superman sleeps in Chuck Norris pajamas.

My new haircut 8-27-2009 Answered by 91jchevy87ec on May 01, 2009, 09:11PM
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I'll do the Google Chuck Norris and Press I'm feeling lucky.

Answered by candyeyes on May 01, 2009, 09:12PM
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every night before the boogey man goes to be he checks his closet for chuck noris

i lost the game...yay penguins! Answered by bacaxo2 on May 01, 2009, 09:12PM
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chuck norris killed two stones with one bird

My new haircut 8-27-2009 Answered by 91jchevy87ec on May 01, 2009, 09:15PM
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Ok, I did, and I got a bunch of Chuck Norris facts. I am still alivveee...

i like ducks Answered by irishcub1324 on May 01, 2009, 09:18PM
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do find chuck norris im feeling lucky

My new haircut 8-27-2009 Answered by 91jchevy87ec on May 01, 2009, 09:31PM
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Oh my God.
This is what it said in red letters. I am not joking; try it yourself.
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Me ^^ Answered by xxthianyaxx on May 01, 2009, 10:40PM
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bahahahaha
the google chuck norris thing is funny xD

Answered by rero92 on May 01, 2009, 10:47PM
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep - he waits.

me and my big hair Answered by tatyana827 on May 01, 2009, 11:46PM
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when he jumps in the lake, chuck norris doesn't get wet. wet gets chuck norris.

Answered by chloe95 on May 02, 2009, 01:12AM
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer happy

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Chillout Answered by missylee on May 02, 2009, 01:50AM
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
that one, and the MC hammer one..
HAHAHAAH he's the best!

i like ducks Answered by irishcub1324 on May 02, 2009, 10:59AM
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Jesus walked on water, Chuck Norris swims through land

me and my big hair Answered by tatyana827 on May 02, 2009, 11:43AM
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chuck norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. at night.

if you spell chuck norris in scrabble, you win. forever.

when chuck norris was born the only person who cried was the doctor. never slap chuck norris.

lol http://www.chucknorrisjokes.net

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