Can you answer these questions?

Random questions I read, whats your answers?
1) Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?

2) If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?

3) What's the opposite of opposite?

4) Why are softballs hard?

5) Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

6) Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

7) Why isn't the word 'gullible' in the dictionary?

1) No idea
2) Haven't a clue, but hey, I agree! If nobody's perfect, why practise? I like that idea!!
3) Non-opposite?? =P I have no idea!!
4) Actually, some softballs are soft.
5) Because...I don't know!
6) Um, who gets phobias of long names anyway?
7) The word gullible is in the dictionary.

lol... on the last one.

1. They chain them to the desk to stop people from taking their pens.

2. It doesn't say that you will be a perfect person, but the thing you practice may become so good that people can't detect your errors.

3. The opposite of 'opposite' is 'same' or 'like'.

4. It's because it's softer than a baseball.

5. My freezer has a light in it; maybe your one just sucks. lol

6. Hippopoto- 'big' due to its allusion to the Greek-derived word hippopotamus,
-monstr- is from Latin words meaning 'monstrous', -o- is a noun-compounding vowel, -sesquipedali- comes from 'sesquipedalian' meaning a long word (literally 'a foot and a half long' in Latin), -o- is a noun-compounding vowel, and -phobia means 'fear'. Furthermore, maybe the person that coined the word was a smartarse; why does the word 'lisp' have an 's' in it?

7. Yes, that word is in the dictionary, as it's a real word. (By the way, I didn't think it was not, not in the dictionary. lol)

1.because they want you to deposit money...but theyre trying to do all they can so its difficult to sigh your checks.
2.because thisway you can lie to yourself and think you are
3.ummm ima say same.
4.ummm every softball I've touched is...kinds soft
5.good point...I want a light in my freezer!!!
6.because that defines irony at its greatest...and the doctors enjoyed watchimg the people try to explain what their symptom was...those meanies
7.because you want me to be it as I look up wheAther it is or not??nice try.

1. Because of course pens are more important than money... Unless... I have been mislead all my life! NOOO!

2. Because you can be perfect (or extremely good) at one thing but you cannot be perfect at everything, therefore you cannot be perfect all round. Or the reason odal gave.

3. etisoppo. Wait... thats backwards... hehe. Same is the opposite of opposite, like odal and vanilla said.

4. They are softer than hardballs. And baseballs.

5. Maybe its because light affects how cold it is. Light gives off heat, doesn't it?
Wait.. using that reasoning, why does it have a light in the fridge?
Or maybe it's because freezers (at least the ones that I've seen) are packed full to the top and they don't want to break the light? Whereas in fridges the food or drink doesn't usually reach the top.

6. Odal covered this... he pretty much covered everything though...

7. It's for the same reason that black paint is dripping down from the roof onto your keyboard... someone has painted gullible on your roof.

1. people steal pens by mistake all the time (it's harder to steal money)
2. because we like to fool ourselves into think we can be perfect at something
3. the same
4. it's an american thing?
5. mine does
6. odal covered this
7. lol, and to think some people actually check

1. There really good pens...there scared cause they need them.
2. People are ignorant and dont realise this.
3. I dont know there isnt one.
4. They use those sorts of things all the time, like an opposite or reverse, soft =hard, light =dark.
5. Not sure, maybe because the light would freeze and break?
6. Because there rubbing it in , using a big word cause there scared of it knida like the whole softball thats really hard thing.
7. Because it would take someone gullable to write it?