Can i sue for harassment and possible assault?

I like to wear a elaborate Jar Jar Binks costume and mask as part of my every day life. I went to the grocery store, and saw how depressed everyone was so I thought I would help. I started dancing in the aisles, and yelling at people, and running up to...

people and taking things out of their cart. It was great fun. Then when I went to check out, there was only one lane open and a long line. I screamed and screamed while in line and danced, bumping into other people. I opened a box of baking soda and threw it around. Finally I got to the checkout. I started making noises at the cashier, and I kept pressing buttons on the computer. Some people in line were groaning because the line was getting very long, but that gave me even more incentive to make them laugh. I climbed onto the table and started kicking peoples groceries on the floor and singing. The manager and one of his goons pulled me off and said I could never shop there again. Can I sue for harassment or possibly assault?

...No. You were destroying store property and such. Infact they can sue YOU for public disturbances, Destruction of property and more.. So be happy you only got thrown out.

are you serious?

to which jail should I send this answer? LOL !!

Get a life (:

lmaooo ! omgosh if isaw something like that happen in a store ithink iwould seriously fall over and laugh ! lol

You can.
But I wouldnt recommend. =D]]]

no
and if you did youd only get rejected
because nothing you say can make them go on your side
you destroyed public property
and distubed the peace
and just plain acted like a stupid moron
no one wants to be harrassed by YOU when there trying to shop
and what you wear while your doing it makes no difference
emeruby is right
they can sue you and press chargers for what you did
because you were the one to blame for all this
apart from that though it really doesnt sound like your being seriose
because a person with brains would know better