Bring it on movies strange sayins

What do these mean??

Y'all ready to rock the body electric
Maybe for highschool, but this is college. And in college you have to be in the poo
Brown nosing mediocrity
You have to be the bomb diggity
That is just so shizzle
OMG, it was...

TDF, FYI
He's popping his gasket
Don't be all up in my cool aid
Please, you totally popped a chubber
Boo that freak!
Strap on a pair
Your double stuffed
Pulling drive bys since she was a shorty
Drinking 40's of the nipple
fughly swamp donkeys like yo fo shizzle

WHAT DO THEY ALL MEAN??? TELL ME!!!

Y'all ready to rock the body electric: Ready to get crazy?
Maybe for highschool, but this is college. And in college you have to be in the poo? Im not sure what was going on in the scene, but maybe it means high school wasen't as hard as college.
Brown nosing mediocrity: Someone was in someone else's business im guessing
You have to be the bomb diggity: You have to be awesome.
That is just so shizzle: This is bull sh***.
OMG, it was TDF, FYI: I don't know about this one.
He's popping his gasket: I would have to know what was going on in the scene.
Don't be all up in my Kool-Aid: Stay out of my business.
Please, you totally popped a chubber: Someone farted, maybe? I don't know what was going on when this was said.
Boo that freak!: AGAIN. I would have to know what happend to know what this means.
Strap on a pair: Grow some balls as in man up.
Your double stuffed: Maybe this was a fat joke?
Pulling drive bys since she was a shorty: She was gangster since she was a little kid.
Drinking 40's off the nipple: She was gangster and and drank Colt 45 from birth.
fughly swamp donkeys like yo fo shizzle: I would have to know what was going on.