Are any of these statements not-true ?

Are any of these statements not-true ?
You couldn't get a job at McDonalds and become district manager after 143 days of experience.
You couldn't become chief of surgery after 143 days of experience of being a surgeon.
You couldn't get a job as a...

teacher and be the superintendent after 143 days of experience.
You couldn't join the military and become a colonel after a 143 days of experience.
You couldn't get a job as a reporter and become the nightly news anchor after 143 days of experience.

***My statement of 'Amblessed is so clever' was meant as sarcasm.
Certainly you don't think that I think amblessed is clever.***

I know... I was just translating for the 'sarcasm impaired'

I don't think so...they all seem to need a little more than 143 days to master, unless money talks, then I can see how a few positions can be bought

All b ut the McDonalds one, If your vry good maybe hwo knows but nah

Because I had absolutely no idea what you're talking about, I googled the phrase 143 days of experience. So to clarify, for those who are lost like me, he's talking about Obama's 143 days in the Senate, and deciding to run for president.

Anyway, there's one difference between a president and all of those other jobs. We actually want those people to go to work every day and accomplish a lot of stuff. I'd rather a president not really accomplish much of anything. If one man is making all these changes, that only shows he works in a system where he has the power to do so, and we don't have a president, we have a king.

lol. Amblessed is so clever.
wow.

No he's not...

He's just repeating things he was told by 'smarter' narrow-minded conservative republican twats. He truly CANNOT think for himself. How pathetic...

Amblessed, MOST of those are possible.
and your question is so convoluted that even people who are agreeing with you don't know what you are saying.

The statements aren't true.
You can have experience to go from one job to another. Where did this come from?

captain -
My statement of Amblessed is so clever was meant as sarcasm.
Certainly you don't think that I think amblessed is clever.

Amblessed is like a fountain that spews the same water from the same source continuously.

bimjob - MOST would be 3 - which 3 are possible ?

amblessed, just stop. You lose.
everything you write is idiotic.
You're easily brainwashed.

Thanks all for your insightful comments, appreciate it !!