Apple pie?

How can I make an apple pie without any apples, pie crust, sugar or water?

How can you build a sturdy house without wood? You can't! You can't make an apple pie without apples. The best you can do would be to buy an apple pie at the store already made or maybe get a no-bake apple dessert. But you may still need water or sugar. I hope this helps.

what? it wouldnt be an apple pie:s it would just be crust??

I find it funny that some people answered this...sounds like a joke question if you ask me.

haha