Anyone know any similes or metaphors?

Can you please give me some similes or metaphors. I know what they are, but can't seem to come up with any. And if you know any funny ones please let me know as well. Thanks.

I was green with envy...

As crazy as a loon...

That's just two to start you off - once I think of a few, the others tend to come back to me too. Hope it's the same for you!

A friend in Georgia used to say all these things...

"Busy as a cat covering crap on a hot tin roof"...

"Hotter than a goat's butt in a pepper patch"...

"Well...butter my butt and call me a bisquit!!"...

"I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be out of style"...

"Harder than trying to herd cats"...

"As welcome as a hair in a bisquit"...

"As bothersome as a bugger you can't thump off"...

"Well! Knock me down and steal my teeth!!"...

"Uglier than home-made soup"...

"Uglier than a bucket full of arm-pits"...

Will those do ya for a while??

phrannie

'like searching for a needle in a haystack'
'their eyes shimmered like the stars'

etc

your not as green as your cabbage lookig
I'll go to the bottom of our stairs
cant see the wood for the trees
she looks like the cat thats got the cream
thats the dogs bollocks that is