Anybody familiar with "you might be a redneck if..."?

I came up with this one a long time ago.
'If you walk around the house with your zipper open because it's cheaper than the air conditioning, you might be a redneck!'

Is that funny?

lol yeah.
I'm dating a redneck and thats so him haha

hahaha!

HA HA thats a good one!!!

If gettin' drunk and shootin' things is your idea of a good time, you might be a redneck.

If your coke can is full of tobacco spit instead of coke, you just might be a redneck.

you might be a redneck if you think the last words toThe Star Spangled Banner are
'Gentlemen, start your engines.'

you might be a redneck if Fifth grade was the best six years of your life

you might be a red neck if You think a quarter horse is a ride out in front of the Wal-Mart.

you might be a redneck if your grandfather died and left everything to his widow.
But she can't touch it until she's fourteen.

You might be a redneck if you have to borrow ice from your neighbor.

I made that up a long time ago because my mom would always make me go to the neighbors and ask if they had any ice. How embarassing!!!

...I don't get that one either :'( I think something's wrong with me! WHY DON'T I SEE IT?!?

haha..yeah
Do more!

not really but if uve been on the news more than 5 times describing what the inside of a tornado sounds like you might be a redneck. if uve ever had to help your richest relative take the wheels of their new home you might be a red neck.if you have a broken tv and a smaller working one right above it you might be a redneck.if you have 1 car that is mobile and 3 cars that arent you just might be a redneck.if your someone yells hoe-down and your girlfriend hits the floor...guess what