Another joke...

This two guys are sitting at a bar which is on the bottom floor of a fifty story hotel, and after a while one guy turns to the other and says Hey mate did you know that if you jump off the top of this building you'll get sucked into a window halfway...

down? The second guy is sceptical and demands that the other man shows him, so they go up to the roof and the first guy says, Watch this. hands the other guy his drink and jumps off. Much to the second guys surprise the first guy got sucked in a window halfway down. He went back up to the roof to see the second guys shocked face, the second guy just thought he was really drunk so he demanded that the first guy do it again, so he took a drink and jumped off again. Sure enough he got sucked in a window halfway down and then went back up to the roof. The second guy had seen enough and decided it was time to try this for himself, so he handed the first guy his drink and then jumped, flew down past the halfway point, hit the ground and died. The first guy calmly went back down to the bar and sat down. The bartender turned around and asked about the other guy, the first man simply said he's gone. The Bartender got angry and loudly exclaimed, Superman you can be an arse when your drunk!

That was the worst joke I have ever heard, do you have another one?

I got a good one for you
There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him.
''Nice bike,'' the cop said, ''did Santa bring it to you?''

''Yep,'' the little boy said, ''he sure did!''

The cop looked at the bike and while handing the boy a $20 ticket he said, ''Next year, tell Santa to put a license plate on the back of it.''

To go along with the cop, the little boy said, ''Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?'' ''Yes, He sure did,'' said the cop.

The little boy looked up at the cop and said, ''Next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse instead of on top.''

how do you like that one

That's a good one it made me laugh.

that one is good doxux...

Both jokes sucked. There was nothing funny about either and I can't believe I wasted my time by reading them.

I've only heard one good joke you may know it. It's an old one

You tell someone that you have a 'Knock Knock' joke.
They say 'Okay' (usually).
Then you say 'Okay, say 'Knock Knock' ( if they say it, you gotem')
Of course, you, then, say 'Who's there'?

both are old jokes, but still amusing.

Knock knock jokes are sooo old and so lame.

Three Men Are Walking Down The Beach...

One is a Black man, another is a Mexican, and the last one is a White Man. As they are walking, all three of them stumble upon this bottle floating on the shore and it rolls on the beach and bumps into a rock. A Genie pops out of the bottle and announces, I have three wishes to grant and since there are three of you, you will each get one wish.
All three men look at each other and shrug. The Black man says, Okay, I wish that all Black people in America were back in our homeland in Africa.
The Genie looks at the Black man and say, Your wish is granted. The Black man instantaneously disappears, magically transported to Africa within a blink of an eye. The Mexican and White man look at each other, both exchanging exciting glances.
The Mexican speaks up, not being able to contain his excitement. I wish that all Mexicans could be back in Mexico! The Mexican disappears as well.
The White man and Genie remain. What would you like? the Genie asks.
The White man, with a grin on his face, says How about a coke?

Semi-Racist Joke If You Understood The Punchline,

Michael

What Are Three Things The X-Box 360 Michael Jackson Have In Common?

1) They both used to be black now they are white.

2) They are both made out of plastic.

3) Little boys turn them on.

Kind Of Gross But I Laughed When I First Heard This,

Michael

Mike, So you thought the dick joke was funny and you don't like Knock Knock jokes? Okay...Apparently you didn't get it. Besides, I SAID it was old. Jeez!

What do michael jackson and kmart have in common? they both have boys pants half off. Not funny but oh well

Blonde joke now

One day, a blonde and a brunette were driving to a party and they were speeding because they were late.

Watch out for cops, the brunette said.

They drove on for about five minutes when suddenly the blonde said nervously, I think that's a cop behind us.

Is it after us? the brunette questioned.

Er, um... answered the blonde.

Well, is it? asked the brunette with a growing temper.

I don't know...

Well are it's lights on? insisted the brunette.

Replied the blonde, Yes... no... yes... no... yes... no... yes... no...