Absence excuses given to your boss or teacher

What is the best and believable excuse you have ever given to your employer (boss) or teacher for not turning up to work or tutorials? and did they buy it ?

most simple one ever my dog ate it... she belived me because her son was mauled by my dog after getting hit with a rock hahahaha

Thunderstorm lighting knocked out the power in my neighborhood an a tree fell on my car.

I had a seizure - which they believed because I actually have epilepsy.

However, I only did it once because I needed to take my cat to the vet after he was attacked by a fox, and I knew my employer wouldn't grant me time off for that.

For college I said I was late because an old women had tripped up and was in a state of shock and wouldnt stop shaking so me and some one who had to pull over and get out the car helped her home...what actually happened was I woke up 10 mins before college and thought aww f*ck lmao

Just say you are Sick and throwing up. No one wants that crap in the work plkace cause a lot more people can be out.

stomach paining

what I always say is that I was sick or I made up something at the moment also I want to say im sorry if I said or did something bad I dont know what I did sorry and I hope you add me like a friend again at least tell me what I did wrong because I dont remember I wish you have a good week and im sorry again.