A story for you all to add a bit on to...?

I was in school, in the strictest class, Geography, with Miss.Dermintoriro (made up name btw!) when I noticed I had left my volcanoes project at home, I was terriefied, I asked anyone if I could copy theirs and they all said no,

So I had to think of...

of something fast, she was working her way around the classroom collecting homeworks, and she was nearly at me, and then it dawned on me what I had to do, I needed to...

put mi finger in mi throat and make mi self throw up. after being sent to the nurse, then home, I would...

collapse to the floor, faint. wake up and with the help of solicitous fellow students, refuse a glass of water in a croaky voice. insist, rather unconvincingly, that you'll be ok, then sort of swoon back to your chair, followed by loud cries of 'you must go and see the nurse'

and then the principal came by in a pink tutu(sp) and said OH she will be fine it is just 1 bullet in the head and the turns into a rabbit and hops away!

then Miss.Dermintoriro said ooo! a bunny! and everyone went to pet it. then you snuck out a window. but soon realized you were on the 4th floor, and broke your knees.

then you walked like a midget alll the way home! leaving trails of girl scout cookies behind you.

When I got home I found out that the homework was actually due in next month, but Miss. D was just going around and checking your progress.

So when I found that out I...