A good joke?

Anyone know a good joke!?
LOLi needa laugh

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, What other problem can
there be greater than this one?


Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

The teacher says, Why are you arguing?

One boy answers, We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.

You should be ashamed of yourselves, said the teacher, When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was.

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher

Those were good bmw...lol

All the jokes I know are really bad :O

thanx saucybaby

mine arent good but here are a few:

theres a dorky vampire whats his name?
count dorkula

wher do sperms sleep?
spunk beds

a proctetute is pregnant but dosent know who the dad is.
the doctor says:do you know who the dad is?
proctetute:well if you ate a tin of beans would you know wich 1 made you fart?

what did the bra say to the tophat?
you go on ahead ill give these 2 a lift

2 men are in a office one says'I cant wait till I get home'
2nd man says 'why'
'so I can rip my wifes pants rite off'
'I know the feelin'
'no seriousley these pants are killin me!'

Lol
this is kind of umm.. A funny poem!

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poo poo in my eye me no worry me no cry me just happy cows cant fly!
in the end you just want to laugh! Lol

there was a man and a thief these conversation took place between becos the theif stole a goat and keppt it on his bike
man:is everything olrite?
Thief:no I wanted to teach it how to ride a bike
Man: Hand it over to me it know's how to ride it!!!
any sense

I laughed the hardest at anna 13's :p