A boys pick up line? laides only. lol

This is for the females only. Girls I sure you can name a few pick up lines a dude has said to you. What is the most funniest and corny pick up line a dude has every said to you? lol I'm going to tell you mines. Okay im sitting in class and this dude was...

tryna spit game to me and he was like I wanna see your titties, I wanna see if their as pretty as you. LOL I was wow can you be anymore obvious that you just want one thing from me.lol Name a few ladies!

okay I was walking through the hall today into the cafeteria and one of my ex's looked at me and said wow you look like a hooker and one of my friends said no she don't she looks cute so then he looked at me and said oh she looks like sleeping beauty ..no wait black beauty...that's a horse right?
oh my god he is so stupid ...are all boys that stupid?

Are you wearing space pants? . .no,why? Bc your butt is outta this worldd

Is that a mirror in your pocket? . .no,why? Bc I can totallyy see myself in your pants.

I like this one.;
Is that a tonka truck in your pants?,or are you just happy ta see me?

this is the funniest one:
I'm at a party and some guy comes up to me, tottaly drunk:
Hey, so what position?
and I say what?
The position we'll be doing tonight?
gosh I laughed so hard when he said that, so I responded:
well, from what rumor has it, you dont know any and then I laughed my a** off again

Nice shoes wanna f*ckLOL...no one said that to me..just thought it was pretty funny
I need you like a fat kid needs cake lol

Lol the funniest ones I've ever gotten are-

I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
Can I read your T-shirt in brail?
You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!
Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!
Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?
Is your name Cambell?because you're mmm mmm good!
And last but certainly not least!-
Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?

Lol in summary,the guys I know are really cheesy!

~Paige~

okay I was standing in line and this guy goes
u rlike a stick.
me: excuse me/
boy: u heard me your like a stick.
me: what?
boy: ya your as skinny as a stick, and you just keep getting fatter as you go up. (he makes hourglass figure with his hands)
me: okay?
different boy: those are called boobs man, not sticks!

lol its lame but interestng convo!